she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
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We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
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Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
You're a waste of cheezeits
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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