yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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