Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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