i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I have feelings that need drinking.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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