Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
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If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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