If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
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She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
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someone needs to name a hurricane after you
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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