I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
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I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
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Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Help me help you realize you are a moron
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.