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• (760): View more from California

  Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"

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• (831): View more from California

  Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher

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• (850): View more from Florida

  the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?

  (727): View more from Florida

  Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.

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• (830): View more from Texas

  I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that

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• (325): View more from Texas

  I put a zucchini in my pussy for you

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs

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