Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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