i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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