Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize