I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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