what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
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I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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