I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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