Me. At least after what I've been through.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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