We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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