Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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