I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I'm at about main and main street
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
