we have officially lost it.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
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