We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
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I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
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It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
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