i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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