I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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