If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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