If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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