what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Randomize
