i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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