wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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