K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
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Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
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This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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