No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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