It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
When did angry sex become our thing?
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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