its not stalking. its research.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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