found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
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