Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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