Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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