question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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