he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
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The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
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I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize