we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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