i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
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It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
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Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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