Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
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only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
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I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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