yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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