im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
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Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
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I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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