found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
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did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
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dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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