new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
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I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
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Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I enjoy the company of your penis
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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