$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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