oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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