You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I intend to get homeless drunk
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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