I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
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His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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