god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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