Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
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you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
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The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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