That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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