I'm eating all of the evidence.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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