Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
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My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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