i can't believe i had my finger in that
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
she smelled like a LAN party
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
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rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
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I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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