So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
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i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
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He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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