I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I will pee on everything he values.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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