I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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