haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
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I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
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We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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