I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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